We rule
We would like to take this opportunity to thank the students, staff and administration for proving to us at the Kernel one unarguable truth ...We are always right.Since the semester began some two weeks ago, the editorial board has addressed many topics that weigh heavily on the minds of the UK students. The work done by our illustrious staff and columns submitted by actual students, have gone relatively untouched by letters to the editor claiming them to be incorrect or basically outrageous in nature. We have looked at the importance of Legos in American society, and we have even gone so far as to challenge the abortion issue which came across last week with the anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision.
All the while, you, the members of the UK community, stand by us, reaffirming the infinite wisdom we bestow on these pages day after day. This is a great service we provide for you all. Last semester, a great debate was held over the validity of Christianity and homosexuality co-existing in the same earthly plane. Day after day, we received letter upon letter, giving us personal hell for the words we ourselves said, or for the printed text other fellow journalists came to us and typed out for you to read.
All the while, we felt constantly on the ball, working diligently for the perfection you the UK community called us out to reach. And now we have it - perfection. By your tacit acceptance of our work, we are confident we can sit back and relax, knowing that what we give you each weekday is truly a work of beauty. The one letter printed below represent most of what we have received to this date concerning what we have printed to educate you, the community, about what is going on within the University and in the world around you.
This brave soul has given her all: her thought, her mind, and most importantly, her opinion.
She is a person we love. Although she is one who contradict our perfection, she is also the one who gives us the constant reason and support for the job we do and acknowledge the hours we put in to make ourselves what we most certainly must be- perfect.
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